Player Two Has Left The Game
In a stand-still open world, I slipped you cheat codes - Not for a remake, only a soft reboot I tuned your modest ADS into a god-tier aimbot Erased every AFK urge and stopped every camper You rose from NPC to main character with full HP, shields maxed I opened fresh questlines, charted the main-story missions, marked side adventures worth the grind I dropped you a field guide and gifted you a minimap I showed you how to farm XP and prestige, and unveiled all the secret perks I granted you 120 FOV and zero lag You stockpiled buffs, teabagged griefers, clapped final bosses Because it was never PvP or PvE; it was always co-op: just you and me I made you cracked, and still you left the lobby All good, though - GGs.