Player Two Has Left The Game
In a stand-still open world, I slipped you cheat codes -
Not for a remake, only a soft reboot
I tuned your modest ADS into a god-tier aimbot
Erased every AFK urge and stopped every camper
You rose from NPC to main character with full HP, shields maxed
I opened fresh questlines, charted the main-story missions, marked
side adventures worth the grind
I dropped you a field guide and gifted you a minimap
I showed you how to farm XP and prestige, and unveiled all
the secret perks
I granted you 120 FOV and zero lag
You stockpiled buffs, teabagged griefers, clapped final
bosses
Because it was never PvP or PvE; it was always co-op: just
you and me
I made you cracked, and still you left the lobby
All good, though - GGs.
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