Player Two Has Left The Game

In a stand-still open world, I slipped you cheat codes -

Not for a remake, only a soft reboot

I tuned your modest ADS into a god-tier aimbot

Erased every AFK urge and stopped every camper

You rose from NPC to main character with full HP, shields maxed

I opened fresh questlines, charted the main-story missions, marked side adventures worth the grind

I dropped you a field guide and gifted you a minimap

I showed you how to farm XP and prestige, and unveiled all the secret perks

I granted you 120 FOV and zero lag

You stockpiled buffs, teabagged griefers, clapped final bosses

Because it was never PvP or PvE; it was always co-op: just you and me

I made you cracked, and still you left the lobby

All good, though - GGs.

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